a bit of a change

Why hello there. *raises eyebrows seedily* So..to lighten the mood of this "emo blog" as some friend of mine likes to call it, I think I'll have to make this blog post uh...happy? How to do this? I wonder. And you may wonder too because if you've read the last fifteen or so posts, you might have thought I really need to get out into the sunshine and...dance around. Please note the dots. If you actually expect me to get out and dance around in the sun, then leave. I'd much rather sit in my corner and cry, thank you very much. Woah just joking, I'm not emo. Am I? *strangled laughter*

I'm a bit stuck with making this post entertaining, however.
For one thing, my entire page is black. I'm not changing it back to white, don't even think to suggest such a thing! *gasps in shock*
And not to mention the only entertaining, but not depressing, things I've put up here are probably bitching about the world and the people in it.

So how exactly do I get your attention? And by attention I don't mean 'Wow that girl needs help, can someone please book her into Graylands?' - which is a mental institution, just in case you were wondering or forgot you spent a year there.

Well, I saw a car crash today? But it's rather difficult to describe a car crash, so I think I'll just leave that to one sentence...*confused*

What to write, what to write? *thinks hard*

You might be happy to know I didn't write any depressing or hopeless poems during school today. Snaps for me.

If you've even got this far into my ramblings and aren't freaked out, then you're probably one of my friends who already knows how odd I am. I mean that's why we're friends, right? *awkward silence*

Speaking of awkwardness, today whilst avoiding playing soccer (*coughs* I'm sick.) a friend and I came up with some pretty dardy (did I just say dardy? err...kill me now!) awkward things. You know, there's the awkward turtle, palm tree, etc.

Well I've come up with the awkward axe. And the awkward knife. And the awkward chainsaw. Next plan is to find out how to do the awkward suicidal rope.

And the awkward overdose.

'You're kidding, right?' is what's running through your head right now, along with other commonly used phrases such as 'What a freak,' and 'Okayyy......*frightened*'

But who knows, maybe I do need help. Though suggesting it to me might not be the best thing to do, you know, I might come along and use the awkward axe on you. With a real axe.