the revelation isn't that you're a douchebag. what's funny is the fact that it took me this long to realise it. i'm usually one of those people that picks up this sort of thing right away, just by judging character, behaviour, actions and all that shiz. but this time, it's taken me nearly half a year to even say it, and i feel bad, but it's the truth. you're a pathetic little sad excuse for a person, honey, and it's like you don't even know it.
what's even better is that you don't even know that i know it.
i really do feel sorry for you.
but yeah, have fun climbing your social ladder. i hope it gets so unstable you fall off and break a few bones.
metaphorically speaking of course...
