Part 1 - Introducing Dickhead Bob
Dickhead Bob was a frog. He lived in a small pond in which one would say he was a ‘big fish.’ It hadn’t always been that way. What I mean to say, is that he hadn’t always been referred to as a dickhead. It was just something someone had called him once, and it had stuck, for it suited him well. You see, he was rather self-centred a frog. He had always just looked out for himself, often disregarding (sometimes unknowingly) the thoughts of others. It wasn’t anyone’s fault; he had always been that way.
Truth be told, he wasn’t a very attractive looking frog. In fact, there were several male frogs in the same pond and nearby ponds that were far nicer to look at. There was just something about him, a charm or charisma of some kind, which seemed to attract a lot of the female frogs like insects to light. Some of the other male frogs were probably jealous of Dickhead Bob, but they really shouldn’t have been, because they were decent frogs and not dickheads at all.
Bob had two sides - one, where he was a dickhead masquerading as someone decent, and the other where he was his usual dickhead self. Some were privileged enough to see both sides, and then judged for themselves to see which was the real one. Others only saw the dickhead side and decided they wanted nothing to do with him, or, they saw only the ‘decent’ side, and thought the sun shone out of his rear end.
Everyone would have been better off just seeing the dickhead side of Dickhead Bob straightaway, and thus saving the hassle of all the confusion about his somewhat messed up identity.
But alas, it was not to be. And so commences the story of Dickhead Bob, and how he ended up.
But alas, it was not to be. And so commences the story of Dickhead Bob, and how he ended up.
