self-centred - limited to or caring only about yourself and your own needs.
synonyms: egocentric, egoistical, selfish, self-absorbed.
So I'm a bitch. I know I'm a bitch. And I have no problem being a bitch. Actually I find it quite fun. If people thought I was nice all the time then I'd never have the opportunity to rant about other bitches being bitches and sluts and whores and dickheads and moronic twats.
But as in the aforementioned title, this post is about the selfish, self-absorbed bitches of our world. Those girls who think that their voice and their opinion is more important than anyone else's. The girls who everyone listen to because they have to, and when people ignore them just for a second, the girls who complain about no one ever listening to them. The girls who think they have it hard just because they had an argument with their mum. The attention seeking people who seem to believe they are the only ones allowed to be in a bad mood, and expect everyone to praise them for every tiny thing they have done even when a kindy kid could have done better.
Please. Grow up. You're not that smart, and you're definitely not that brilliant. If you could just stop talking for one second you'd be able to hear what other people have to say for a change and realise you're better off keeping your mouth shut. No, I really don't care what your mum said to you at dinner last night. And I don't give a shit about this new guy that you like. No, I don't have to tell you everything about my life and the people in it just because you find pleasure in repeating your life story to everyone you see. Yes, I know, I knew that a month ago. Yes, I had that very same thought, back when I was in Year 8. Oh really, I had no idea! No wait, I've heard you say it about three times in the last hour?
Aww you had a big fight with your mum, ohh no. Because that doesn't happen to me twice a fucking day, and not just with mum but my entire family. But wait, did I tell you about that? No. Because nobody honestly gives a shit. There are worse things in the world, it's not exactly like someone has died. Oh yeah, I forgot, we have to talk about boys and/or sex all the time, because there is absolutely NOTHING more interesting. Do you not get sick of it?
Bitch, please. Enough.
Quote of the day: (Skins Season 1)
Abigail Stock: I'll kill you, you fucking flatchested cocksucking spastic fucking horsefucker!
Sid: Wow. Good swearing.
