because, as you know, goats will eat almost anything.

so you're sitting outside in the dark and looking up at the night sky, looking up at the stars.
the stars, there's so many of them, but only a few are really shining brightly. so imagine that the biggest stars are your best friends, the other stars are your family, friends and everyone else around you;
but you've forgotten something.
the moon.
who is your moon?